POW #4 This is also late but I was told I would receive credit.

While I feel my previous posts have been exemplary, I am not so confident about this one but I am going to try. I have decided to construct a conversation between these two fine gentleman.

Caesar: Brutus, my wife is being difficult right now.
Brutus: Is that so? Mine is as well!
Caesar: She claims that I am cheating on her with the dutchess of Narnia.
Brutus: Well you did sleep with her did you not?
Caesar: Well, yes of course, how could I say no? But that is not the point. How can she possibly know? Also who is she to question the almighty Caesar? It is quite unsettling to know that she thinks she can say whatever she wants to me.
Brutus: You sound like you are in quite a pickle, oh wise one. My wife is upset with me because she thinks that I do not like her anymore and I am ignoring her on purpose.
Caesar: Now why would she think that? You are a good man and you treat her well.
Brutus: I am so caught up in my work right now, that I am refraining from eating, sleeping, and talking. I told her I was sick but she did not believe me.
Ceasar: Noble Brutus, what work is it that troubles you so?
Brutus: Sometimes I just want to punch her right in her face!
Caesar: I feel the same way about mine!
Brutus: Well what do you plan to do about it.
Caesar: I am just going to let her dwell on it and she will get over herself eventually.
Brutus: Wow you are a horrible person.
Caesar: Why have you insulted me? I never did anything to you!
Brutus: I am going to try and make things better with my wife but you obviously just do not care about yours.
Caesar: I ought to have you executed for such blasphemy!
Brutus: Ah but the joke is on you dumb Caesar. My work I have been so invested in, is plotting your murder with the rest of the senate.
Caesar: You are quite the jokester but can we please stay on topic here? Sometimes I just want to send my wife into another dimension so I can be with the Dutchess of Narnia.
Brutus: I sometimes want to do away with my wife as well. I believe we have similar problems and feel the same way about them.
Caesar: I love my wife but sometimes she just makes me want light myself on fire.
Brutus: That is slightly disturbing but I will let it slide. I must go now for I need to return to my master.
Caesar: Your master?
Brutus: My wife!
Caesar: Badum Tsh! Zing! Fantastic joke Brutus.
Brutus: Ok fine Caesar I will see you on the morrow at the senate meeting?
Ceasar: Indeed noble one, may Zeus be with you!