POW #6

We have lost our beloved and most adored member. The town Oklahoma fan was tragically killed when he drank too much beer and his wife which happened to be his third cousin accidently blew up their trailer. We really could go on without him but every town needs the fair weathered, trailer trash, OU fan. To do this job you need to have half of your teeth, be married to your cousin, live in a trailer, have no more than a high school education, and be drunk all the time. We need someone to fill this position quickly so we can find someone to hate. The compensation is you get to pretend like you matter and you will be part of an organization of t-shirt OU fans that consider themselves part of a fanbase. Also you can only be aware of one sport, and that is football. Everything you do has to be involved with OU football. Also you have to yell "BOOMER SOONER," every ten seconds, regardless of the situation. You have to make people hate you as much as possible and you need to pretend that you are the absolute greatest person in the world. If you are interested then just move on in to the trailer park and we will try you out.